I have spoken with Little M Toddler, and he will rent himself out for the day for negotiable amounts of Zooplus vouchers. Or 5 live frogs, that he will pat gently, and delight in their froggy screams, which shall be returned at end of day, unscathed.
He's under the covers with me now, making a sort of rhythmic "uhm" noise. (I have a tummy bug, hence being in bed.) Please excuse my hairy leg - he's shoved his paws under it for extra toastiness.
MCat's luxuriating in having the sofa all to himself.