Bought Ollie a cat bed and a wavy shape scratcher. Won't use either
Stashed the cat bed on the scratcher behind the door and suddenly it's the best place ever to sleep 
Will cry to sit on me but never next to me, has to be on me or nothing. If I don't let him sit on me he sits just out of reach and over grooms while glaring at me
Eats all food like its amazing until the third time I give it to him and then it's disgusting and I'm trying to poison him 
Please tell me your contrary cat stories!