Aargh - that cat

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We had professionals advise us about cat security - we bought a special net for "hights and bites". And that's what he does with it...

Is he sleeping?

You're scaring me now, we're cat proofing in a couple of weeks! If Harry tries that he'll get stuck...

Yes, he likes it there.
But I don't - it's 25 m straight down.
I'm thinking of changing the net (it's steel enforced) for wire mesh on all sides and on top.

Well that's just taking the piss then.

Well, Fluffy, he gives me that look - and I'm sure he knows I can't get him out of the net when he doesnt want to.
He allows me to bribe him, though.

Well it's nice he's considered the terms of this new arrangement.

"will edge away from DEATH for chicken"

How long before its hand sliced wild smoked salmon though?

I hope you don't do - what's the opposite of mind reading? - and give him ideas.

I've delegated his favourite human (DD) to supervise him outside until I can fix this. School hasn't stated yet - she can stay with him until he's bored.

I'd be complaining to that company, you paid them to keep him from harm not give you grey hairs.

I took fotos and send them an e-mail. We'll see what they can do.

But I still think I'll need something like a chicken cage for cats.

Not helpful I know but that picture made me properly smile..