His highness has a cold. He's sniffling and sneezing and wants lots of snuggles. I was happy to oblige until he sneezed right in my face. Bleurgh! It wouldn't be unreasonable just to liberally spray my face with dettol - eyes shut of course - to counteract his snotty kitty germs, would it?
I have now turfed him off onto his blanket in disgust and this is his "Poor meeee, I'm soooo ill" pose. All the males in my house do this when they have a cold 