Do I have a cat or a dog?

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Cos sometimes it isn't clear

She eats everything!

So far she has pinched off plates

Beans
Ham sandwich and even eaten the bread
Chicken nuggets
Chips
Pasty
Crisps

And anything else she can get hold of!

So mn jury, cat or dog?

Our cat swiped a wedge of lemon off my plate the other day

Cat.

Mine stole an entire Toffee Crisp once as I was about to take my first bite. I had to chase him round the house before he'd relinquish it.

that actually made me laugh

Cat

Mine steals food but doesn't actually eat it just chucks it around the living room. She had hours of fun the other day with a cocktail sausage

One of mine has just run off with a huge baguette, dragging it behind him round the house.

I thought one of them had done a little round poo on the carpet the other day - turns out he had nicked a cherry last week and it had gone brown

We joke that he is the ultimate South African cat because he loves licking Nandos sauce.

Mine goes insane for pork scratchings. As in runs off with them, rolls on them, chirrups then crunches them whilst purring

Ehen I worked late, I'd occasionally pop into the local Chinese for a portion of chips, and mushrooms in gravy. I quickly learnt to just grab a bowl and decant half the mushrooms into a bowl for the cat as I couldn't eat in peace otherwise.
So Cat!