MCat's due for a dental (tartar build-up) first thing tomorrow. I let them both stay out a little longer than usual, because I was faffing in the garden.
Realise only Little Monsieur was inside, so cue mad cat lady shuffling around the streets in her slippers, madly waving Dreamies and his Loc8tor receiver. It shows he's in the area, but obviously has other things on his mind - he likes the ladies, despite lacking balls. And he's not lying injured, because the location keeps moving.
I've been out 3 times tonight, so the only solution I can think of is to move a litter tray and food into the front room, and leave the flap set to "In only" and shut the kitchen door where the flap is. Little Monsieur can hook open the flap when it's set to in only, that's why I have to keep the kitchen door shut.
I just know I won't sleep until I hear the sound of the flap opening, and my big bottomed B&W boy sauntering in.
If anyone's reading this, please tell him to gtf home.