Essential Cat Duties

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Fattycat waits outside the bathroom when I'm in the shower and escorts me to my bedroom in case I get lost. She's also taken to escorting me downstairs for the same reason.

You mean she doesn't escort you by winding through your feet just as you're not looking so you go flying?! Just mine then..

The feline princess in this gaff checks my deposits in the loo. Watches me shower. Jumps up on me like a puppy. Follows me about like a dog. Never sits in my lap, she prefers my shoulder. Wags her tail like a dog when we use certain phrases.

All three of mine like to accompany me to the loo. I'm not sure if they think I might fall in or something.

Girl cat 1 sleeps on my bed and when I get up girl cat 2 is outside the bedroom door. They both follow me downstairs.

Boy cat is less caring and only follows me when he is hungry and tries to trip me up.

Seniorboy is interested and helpful in most everything I do but - like most Siamese in my experience - that's more because he's interested in himself and I'm an extension of that. I'm not sure he's ever grasped the notion of me as an independent being.

I'm only escorted around the house when they've decided they're hungry, so all of the time. They seem to take it in turns - one of the three will find me and stick with me until I come down to the kitchen, while the others wait.