Had Lemmy (aka what the fuck do you want now) for about four months.
I always assumed he was too dim to to catch catch anything. This evening he brought in a mouse. It was still alive. He was very proud of himself, and strutted around purring and showing off. He has also vomited next to his food bowl, and I think he has found another gullible human to feed him.
It is all downhill from now isn't it.