Reason #352 why cats are awesome

[ImaginaryCat]

We picked up our new girl from the CPL yesterday. DDs and I have been wearing DP down for a year and he finally relented, although still mutters about "stupid cats".

So where did she spend her first night in her new home? Lying on DP's sleeping body, staring at him like Eddie from Friends, so every time he woke, there she was, just staring.

I bloody love cats. Their sole purpose is to fuck with our heads.

Now that was clever! (Nobble the antis and everything else is plain sailing.)

Has he started to refer to her as 'My Girl' yet?

Where's the picture by the way?

She's got no ears and odd coloured eyes. Love a wonky cat, me!

She looks like a TopCat. Lovely girl.

Did her ears have to be removed by the vet?

Yup, she got skin cancer living overseas where the rescue didn't have time to apply sunscreen in the tropical temperature. Hopefully the UK weather poses less risk!

Something all white-eared cats have the possibility of getting.

They look well healed now though?

Well she seems very happy having the top of her head scratched, practically demands it, so she clearly isn't sensitive there. I think she'll have DP completely cowed in no time. Once again cats rule the world.

She's a cracker of a cat! There is no doubt who will be in charge in future. Just do as you are told and all will be well.

She's brilliant. Yes, remember who is boss and all will be well.

That is one gorgeous cat! (May be biased as I had a white with tabby patches cat who was a belter)

What a gorgeous girl and rescue cats have so much love to give (once they're absolutely sure about you)

She's lovely! Your dp will come round. When he thinks you aren't listening you'll hear him talking to her in a soppy voice and calling her "darling" or "pretty girl"