My cat is secretly a human

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I decided to shut him out of my room last night as he keeps waking me up and making biscuits. About 5 minutes after getting into bed he was jumping at the door and trying to pull down the handle. He failed. He did this about 3 times before I got up to let him in as it was 1am and the neighbours downstairs were probably pissed off.

So, how do I stop him from doing this?

Making biscuits???

That's a very talented cat! There's a painting cat on one thread, and now one that bakes!

No your cat is openly telling you that shutting him out is not on.

We took the door handle off.

He makes biscuits? That is talent

Mine doesn't like to be shut out either but she just tries to chew her way through the door instead.

Making biscuits aka kneading

If your cat identifies as a human I think under new rules he's eligible to take part in the Olympics. Maybe a training regime might tire him out?