I am daring to type this on the laptop and am getting whines and pathetic looks, because this means Madam cannot sit on my lap, where she has been all evening.
Equally when I have on occasion evicted her to get food, a refill of wine drink, go to the toilet etc she has protested vociferously.
Puppy-dog eyes? Nah, puppies have nothing on a cat that wants something.
Leave me alone for two minutes, Madam BrokenCat 
Who else has suddenly got one of these? It's not a suddenly discovered affection, it's the freezing cold, isn't it? Barely saw her in summer little furry fucker
