If cats could talk

[Rollypoly100]

Prompted by a thread in the dog house, if your cat could talk what would he/she say. Our new rescue cat is a sweet little girl (10 years old) and we know nothing about her except her previous owners had a baby and couldn't keep her. She looks so sad sometimes I wonder what she is thinking or would say if I asked her. So, what would you ask your cat?

Rolly Sparklingcat came to us because the owner had a baby and CBA with having a cat too. Whenever a baby cries on the TV she always looks very alarmed/worried. Makes me wonder what they did to her.

I would ask her all about it. We have had her 5 years but she still does it.

What the hell is wrong with that food? It's been your favourite for a whole week. Why d'you wait until I bulk buy the stuff to decide that it's the worst stuff in the world?

Why the fuck d'you meow like that at 5 AM EVERY. BLOODY. DAY? Any, any chance of a lie in? Even DS wasn't this bad when he was a baby.

Why d'you have to be physically attached to me?

I know you're old, but please don't die. Ever.

Sparkling, our new girl hates shouting on TV, she runs upstairs. I wish I could ask her what scares her. We are currently marinating in Feliway here trying to keep a calm atmosphere!