DoofusCat didn't come home this evening. I can hear him in next doors conservatory, miaowing.
They have a cat, and a cat flap. I assume the cat flap is set to go in only, otherwise he would get out.
I could lift the fence panel, sneak across the garden and try and push the cat flap up to get him out. But then I risk the neighbours waking up and thinking they have a burglar.
On the flipside, they may be away overnight (they would have mentioned it if they were going away for longer) as I haven't seen cat since 2pm.
FFS.