I can't move or I'll upset her

[PawsandWhiskers]

Well on the plus side my worries that she wouldn't bond with me have proved to be unfounded ... but I didn't think I'd be this much under the paw in just a fortnight ... hierarchy firmly established

That is one comfortable cat!

I have one that does that... for about 20 minutes then he gets anxious & legs it. 2 minutes later he rewinds & starts all over again. Very funny.

Thankfully she's decided she needs a drink so I can move, must remember not to cross my ankles before she gets comfy next time

Where is she sleeping?

I too have a black and white who instinctively knows when to esconce himself onto a lap. Always before the owner of the lap is about to take a piss, or supper.

BertCat would spend all day on my legs if she had her way. If I'm at home for the afternoon, she will sleep on my shins for about 30 minutes, get up for a drink and a stretch, then get back on again.

If I get up at the same time, she strops off into the bedroom.

Then as soon as I get into bed, back on the legs again until I roll her off to get to sleep.