WHY oh WHY???

[MedusaIsHavingaBadHairday]

When cats feel the need to puke up a hairball.. or a bit of grass.. or they ate too fast....

Do they NOT get off the bloody bed first?!?

Changed our bed yesterday so of COURSE I have jusr come home from work to find cat vomit on the duvet... and all over my (thankfully lid closed) laptop!

I feed, them, I spoil them, I attend to their every whim... I'd just like them to puke on the floor please, preferably the kitchen lino or the laminate and not on MY BED! :D

Because you don't have a cream carpet?

Because you didn't leave a heirloom silk dry clean only dress lying around?.

Mine has the utility room & the outside if I'm out because of things like this.

Mine always vomits on my shaggy wool rug. No matter where he is in the house (or sometimes even outside) if he needs to vomit that where he does it. We have laminate floor nearly everywhere else in the house and my partner thinks he chooses the rug so it doesn't splash on his paws.

Mine went through a phase of doing it on the bath mat that is hand wash only... -.-

Because they're wankers :(

Mantra, you're right.
Ours is a fecking bedroom puker. Always ALWAYS in kids' bedroom.

We had a guffing session over a suitcase, one time.

Just remembered, got a quite expensive rug back in the summer. Cats hadn't puked for months. Woke up to a pile of sick on my lovely brand new rug. Christened it.