If your cat could talk...

[Pointlessfan]

...which celebrity's voice would he have?

Ours would be Alan Rickman in the Harry Potter films!

Someone grand and greedy.

Jane horrocks playing bubbles in Ab Fab. Bingo cat is small, pretty, a bit eccentric and not all there.

at Bubbles!
Pointless cat often expresses his disappointment in his slaves and looks very stern, hence Severus Snape!

MCat would have a sinister Spanish accent, MKitten would have an annoying american one, and he'd say "awesome!!!" a lot.

Someone grand and greedy a politician?

Dh said Cockney.

"where's my facking dinner you cunt"

I think he'd have a sweet little boys voice & say "mummy" a lot.

Oh I know Chock, that food critic Jay Rayner, from Masterchef.He's grand and greedy.

Luis Suarez cos she's a bit bitey.

*grand, not snd.

FluffCat does have the swagger of a doorman about him.

Is Jay slightly violent?

If so, purrfect

The evil step mother from Snow White, wicked and supercilious.

She does like sitting up high glaring down at us.

I think a lot of cats could be food critics. Mine is just a critic!

Flash in Blackadder. I can just imagine him saying 'Hah hah hah hah'! (And he does like to make entrances.)

He looks like a man up for a bit of the old violence Chock

Oh no Cozie, I have an image of Senior wearing a codpiece!

So glad you're back Cozie.

Some of those bengals got rescued, there's just one girl and a six month boy.

I saw - fingers crossed that they'll all be sorted by the spring, eh? (They're in a good safe place for the time being, anyway.)

I once thought my old cat had spoken to me. DS had a ringtone on an old phone of his -- Cartman from South Park saying 'Dude look at that, a Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory. I'm definitely asking for that for Christmas'. The phone was on the bottom step of the stairs one day with the cat right beside it, when it rang, and I swore it was the cat telling me what she wanted for Christmas. So for me, the old cat had Cartman's voice (Trey Parker in other words).

Current cat talks all the time. She is a Siberian and has a tiny meow, but chirps at us continuously -- we get a running commentary. It's hard to imagine another voice when she is so vocal.

Name a celebrity who always sounds as if she/he is complaining about something - that will be grey girl!

I think my ginger cat would talk like George Sanders (Shere Khan from Jungle Book).

Young Baz the tabby would sound like Jack Wild (The Artful Dodger) from Oliver. And he'd sing all the songs too

I think Harry would talk like Donald Sinden - he has a very pompous look about him and he'd have to have the voice to match!

Mine could be Leslie Phillips..ding dong ladies.

There's another cat who comes in our garden and bullies Pointlesscat through the window. I reckon he talks like Danny Dyer!