I've been boasting to everyone about how well behaved my new cat is.
"She doesn't beg for food or go anywhere near the kitchen worktops."
Made a batch of pastry last night and didn't clean the flour away.
Went into the kitchen this morning to find a trail of incriminating paw prints leading from the sink, over the hob, back to the sink then over to the worktop where Madam's food is kept.