- wake up, open my eyes, first thing I see is big cats butt hole staring me in the face! leaving me wondering how many cat farts I have breathed in during the night :/
- get up go to bathroom, so does big cat, insuring he has his back to me whilst he has a dump, turning often to check that I can see!!
- food that was placed in cat bowl, has now been removed and placed on floor prior to consumption
4 . the black top i just ironed and laid out ready to wear, is now personally decorated with a million white hairs and remnants of cat food from after breakfast grooming by big cat
- don't get me started on little cat!!
all in the first hour of the day