So who's entering for Britain's Top Cat? [Lighthearted]

[TheWinterOne]

This Morning are having a completion for Britain's top cat. You have to send your photo entries in. So come on, who's doing it?

no dont think i will bother there will be thousands of entries and they will either pick some posh pedigree cat or a cute kitten and non of mine fit the bill lol

It wouldn't be fair for me to enter mine-I will give everyone else a chance of winning by not applying.

Mine are named after danseurs nobles, it would be beneath their dignity as artistes. To say nothing of how it would be terribly unfair to everyone else because naturally they would win paws down...

Is there a "pissing on the bathroom mat" category?
Mine will win.

I'm of the opinion of everyone else too. I think I'll leave it to give others a fighting chance. Mine would win hands down otherwise. And how could they possibly choose between the two

(I'm not bias at all haha )

I asked Didokitty but she said she really didn't want to have to handle the publicity and the attentions of Heat magazine. She can't understand why anyone would want a magazine about "heat" anyway....

My cats would hate the prize. Sitting for a photoshoot and being on TV? NOPE rather go case that bit of fluff over there. Or chew on the camera cables.

Is there a "most persistent vendetta against other cats" category? I feel like we stand a chance in that category.

" your pride and joy will get the chance to sit on our sofa for one whole show"

Mine would spend his time demanding the attention of everyone on the sofa and behind the camera. It would be chaos. Funny, but not great TV.

I'm not entering him. He is already Top Cat; he doesn't need ITV to tell him that.

Didokitty would savage Eamon Holmes (or other presenter - I'm afraid I'm always at work so not up on the personnel of morning telly!)
But I think that would be worth watching.
"Sit on our sofa". NO CHANCE!

Have these people ever met a cat, you have to wonder...