Now look here CatSlaves

[BrevilleTron]

When the sun comes up it is CLEARLY my breakfast time. Neither of you emerged from that strange covering you call 'bed' so after frequent attempts to rouse you I had no choice.
I was also concerned that CatSlave 2 had not changed her fur pah you call that smooth stuff 'fur' to go out.

I was not to know she had a 'day off'

You are MY CatSlaves and you are here to serve ME.
That's ME GruberCat Prince of Darkness?

So THAT is why I weed on CatSlave 2's foot whilst you were in bed.

And also punishment for your tardiness
I was sick
Twice
On two seperate bits of carpet.

Oh my CatSlaves. If ONLY YOU WOULD REALISE!
You are MINE and will do what I command.

And there will be no more gifts of dead birds for some time now as you DO NOT DESERVE ANY.

GruberCat Prince of Darkness?

Your King and Master

Talking to the converted here.
I will squeak once.
If my command is not obeyed, I will purr loudly and with some moisture in your face from a range of 3mm and with catfood breath.
Then I will pat your face with my claws in...for the moment.
Up and serve me.

It's true!
Dogs look at you and think
" You love me, you feed me you must be God"

Cats look at you and think
"You love me, you feed me
I must be God"

One of my Aspie son's favourite books is 'All cats have Asperger's Syndrome'