warning! Secret Anti MumsNet Sabutours spreading to EU!

[Loquace]

It cannot be a coincidence that everytime I pick up the iPad and tap "active convos" this happens

Not happened once when googling for work!

We need a headcount of the affected and to devolp stratagies to combat this force for EBIL!!

See this is why my posts either appear to have nothing to do with the conversation and are liberally peppered with creative spelling.

It is a cunning plan I tell you.

Be on your Guard!

Aw! So cute!

Well yes she is. Very cute.

But cute doesn't cut it when it is standing between me and mumsnet.

And it is ONLY when I put mumsnet on.

See...look, she was just batting a mag about, I come on here and now she is under my chin, trying to shove her nose in my moth and chasing my eyelashes.

Thank god for the touchtyping course I did in 1987.

If I go on the 'puter she lies right on the keyboard.

It is a plot, isn't it ?

One of my cats likes to lie on the expanse of belly flab that sits in front of the laptop. So there's me, a large cat, the laptop. I type over and/or around fur.

At least she let's you see the screen.

But I'd be screwed in your place cos I can't type at arms length.

This is the second kitten I've had that tries to shove her nose actually in my mouth. Tis a very strange form of affection.

One of mine is the same. If I'm not doing anything, she's not interested in me. As soon as I'm busy, she's there, sticking her nose in, wanting to know what I'm up to. She also has a knack for knowing when I am about to get up from the settee and that is the precise moment she will finally decide to sit on my lap.

I'd be very wary of that look in her eye if I were you, Loquace!

I think the look devolped after she heard me squeaking at Ash.

Jealousy thou name art Silly Lilly.