How can I apologise to Gruber

[BrevilleTron]

For accidentally throwing (cold) vegetable soup over him whilst he was enjoying a peaceful poo in his litter tray!
I knocked a pan over and also decorated the walls.

He is now not speaking to me, is all over my friend whilst glaring at me.
I have tried cat treats, cuddles and short of getting down on my knees and begging his furry forgiveness

What can I do?!

lol sorry for laughing but could just imagine his face as the soup landed on him, just let him sulk it will only last till next feed time anyway cos cats are mercenary he will realise he has to be nice to you to get his next meal

OMG sorry but I'm laughing too much to help

vegetable soup!

while he was pooing

Lock your bedroom door tonight, he is out for REVENGE.

Chuck him a bread roll? its only polite.

He is now happily munching.
Although remembering the recent vom on the bed,the personalised poo ( he had coiled it into a 'G' and was sat proudly by it on the rug, and of course the feline equivalent of a Fortnum & Masons hamper.
A homing pigeon
Live
Missing a foot
We found the foot
It was like a scene from C.S.I Birmingham!

I am in for REVENGE big style.

Re the vom on the bed, I had gone to the trouble of leaving him a drawing explaining not to do it on the rug.

Ham,ham always works.
I would be sleeping with one eye open though, I'd say you're probably in for a very messy revenge.

Hmm ham. Not tried him with that before. Will do. He does like to sleep on me though and I have found out that an asleep cat does NOT always land on its feet when I roll over and boot him off the bed.

Im sorry for laughing but that made me laugh!

Ild beg forgiveness with a few jumbo prawns, and perhaps buy him a new toy. A session with da bird always cheers my cat up!