cat quotes

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"Is there anything in this world cuter than burping a baby?
yes.
Burping a kitten.
But oh no, "society" frowns on that."
Gorbachev

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
James Herriot

Dogs have owners, cats have servants

Not you. My grey cat said that as I sat down one evening next to him. As clear as day.
He had never repeated it.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Leonardo da Vinci

Cats invented self esteem, there is not an insecure bone in their body. Erma Bombeck.

People who hate cats were mice in a former life. fridge magnet Important and highbrow person

When I'm out, I want to be in
When I'm in, I want to be out
And often I want to be in and out all at the same time
Sometimes the opposite of out is out.

-Socrakitty.

Lost cat. Reward if found dead and alive.

E. Schrodinger