i love my cats but.....

[oneistomany]

i bloody hate what they bring in, this week so far:

11 baby rabbits
8 birds
8 of the smallest mice you can imagine
2 pigeons no pigeons just a ton of feathers
and something that i cant even think of what it once was

In the 13 years I have had my cat she has brought me a worm. I thank god she is not a hunter! Have your cats got collars on with bells/ Not sure if that works or not.

My friend moved to a new area and woke to find a headless crow on her doorstep one day. She thought the neghbours were in some sort of cult and were sending her a warning - until she saw her cat with feathers in her mouth

I just want my lap back.

I sit down and girl cat appears and claims me as hers...

it gets VERY wearing - have I mentioned they are supposed to be DH's cats yet I am the chosen one!

...she cries louder than the baby.
...her crying wakes me up too early.

I get lovingly facially violated until I get out of bed, kisses, licks rubs etc etc etc and I'm allergic to cats and they have cat breath

My cat has a field day with mice as there are allotments at the back of our house. Never had anything else but mice though.

Feel quite about the baby rabbits though.

Male cat brings me living gifts, mice and birds, it's amazing what a good hunter I am now yet he still insists on bringing me more to improve my skill. Perhaps he wants evidence that I can actually kill not just catch?

One of mine brings in slow worms!

I hate being snogged by my cat after it's eaten something revolting like "trout and kidney". He is such a kissy cat and is always slipping me the tongue. Why always after he's just eaten though?

my foster kitten think my legs are a climbing tree. they now are in shreds. but he's so lovely i can't tell him off.