my cat just farted!

[pinkyredrose]

I'm amazed! Have had her for six yrs and never known her to fart before. She was sat on my lap at the time.

I thought she was a lady, she never destroys anything, v rarely pukes, never brings presents of dead mice etc in fact all she does is eat, sleep and purr.

At least I know she's not anally retentive.

Am v proud! :)

that is not jealousy by the way.
DD came out with a brilliant bit of observation the other day. When the boys we denutted they sliced their scrotes and removed their testicles.
In DD land, they simply took their sperm away. Clearly in 10YO land, cats only ever ejaculate once.

I should say we don't sit around at night observing and discussing the cats bollockless state. We aren't quite that sad yet.
She decided that lady cats have their banjo's sewn up to stop them getting pregnant.

Arf @ starfish prints!

My kitty has decided that she's a lady again and hasn't guffed since that 1st time, am rather hoping she won't going by some of the stories here, I don't want any risk of following through!