Hello all
Well I am liking this new place exceptionally well.
The Food Lady is coming up with the goods regularly - and by 'goods' I don't mean just your normal run of the mill stuff - I'm talking Tuna In Brine here, people - and bits of raw beef, even a morsel of smoked salmon. Yumm Oh!
The training is also coming along nicely though it is early days. I have a very loud and, I believe, melodious voice and I like to use it in training the Food Lady. I DO NOT like the vacuum cleaner so I allowed her to use the infernal machine and then explained at the top of my voice and for several minutes how very annoying it is. I aim to have her using a dustpan and brush only before too long. Neither will I tolerate being confined in'my' room. Outrageous idea.
I have also had a big adventure. On my second night here I tried the cat flap and to my surprise it was open. I stayed out all night and had a rare old time marking my new neighbourhood. Food Lady looked very sad though as I watched her searching and calling for me in the morning and I felt sad as water came out of her eyes when she spotted me. I will be more respectful of her feelings in future. The cat flap is locked shut for now anyway. I only have myself to blame.
Saving the very best news to last, there is a beautiful girl cat here with fur like soft velvet,enormous round green eyes and a very sexy voice, even when hissing.
I think she likes me as she allowed me to sleep on the big bed with Food Lady last night.
That's all for now.
purrrr
Tommy