My kitten is stalking me......

[iphonedrone]

...he has unbelievable patience

He has just waited about 30 mins in his hiding spot for me to get off the sofa before he attacked

I swear he actually jumped me from above yesterday

[sore scratched legs]

DH had a cat and a westie when he was little and the cat would wait in the garden most nights to attack the dog after her walk.

The dog never learnt.