my cat is very annoying....

[ThatVikRinA22]

she is needy

she meows alot

she will only drink from a glass (my glass!)

she is very hairy

she poos on the floor if the litter tray is so much as thought about being used

she is scared of her own shadow

she doesnt go out much

she pesters me every day to brush her cos she loves it

but i absolutely love her to bits.

dont even get me started on my other grumpy kitty....!

mine brings in live 'presents' which she drops and which I then have to spend hours trying to catch

she wee's on the bathroom mat if it is left down

She is Hairier than a hair shop (Persian)

she's so hairy that if she has an upset tummy...well I won't go any FURRther!

she sneezes and sprays you with spit, snot and runny eye fluid

But despite the fact that she is 10 she still scampers around like a mad kitten and is so laid back you can do almost anything with her.

Mine insists on using the front door only, and will meow constantly until let in or out. He knows how to use the catflap and obviously uses it when I am not here but for some reason won't if I am, oh and he'll use it to bring me presents. Live ones.

Will let dd pull his tail for an eternity but if I so much as walk past him he'll scratch me

He only cuddles up when he has fleas

He loves dh more than me

Still for some reason I wouldn't be without him

Mines an old git, has never loved us as much as we loved him in his 7.5 years living with us.
Never sat on our knee until he was 2.5 and then only if there was a newspaper on our knee ( he struggles with himself otherwise, its the newspaper that does it for him)
Sleeps on my bed against my pillow all day (life without cushions and pillows simply would NOT be worth living) and then my clothes are covered with a layer of cat fluff.
Rubs against my trousers in the morning while I'm getting his foodvready, yet more fluff
Gets on my bed in the morning when I am getting dressed for work looking like Yoda (should be his name) licking his belly and privates and confidentials.
Quite often pukes up on the carpets and stains them
(vet says some cats just get used to throwing up! Git!)
Love him.