Theres a Rat in ma kitchen what am i gonna do...

[ethelina]

Its dead.

Its lying in the utility about 4 feet from the door.
Its 10 INCHES LONG!

I have 2 cats, the Ginger Moron who couldnt catch a cold and hates the flap, and the Snowshoe whose heart is supposedly an anatomical mystery and he is supposed to be chronically ill as a consequence. Not that this slows him down at all.

Which furball brought it home then?

Both cats are, of course, sleeping angelically as if butter wouldnt melt...

Honestly I would die or wet myself if I found one! We are having issues at work with them at the mo which makes me wonder......do you think it had been poisoned/was already dead and they just dragged it in?
I'm glad that our cat sticks too sausages and butterflies!

Shit, I'm going to have that song in my head all night now...

ps-does the 10inches include tail? I have a fear of them but am also secretly fascinated!

You need Pataks curry paste, a large freezer bag and a phone call to invite the person you like least in the world to supper

It probably walked in, wearing a 'cat' outfit snaffled after halloween. It's after your Kitekat biscuits

You must eat that rat.or they'll get upset.

It's just possible of course that it lives with you and they haven't brought it in at all.

I mean lived with you if it's dead obviously. It is definitely dead isn't it? Have you done the traditional poking with fishslice dance yet?