My cat just

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said "mum" when she came outside and saw me.

I swear one of mine said "Hello" one morning...

mine says "mum" too - never heard her say hello though, I'll have to see if I can coax her into learning more

My DH reckons she swears at him when he startles her - but he hasn't told me what she says!

My cat meows in tune.

I am serious! I teach piano and so am obviously just sat there by the piano waiting to feed him! To get my attention, whatever my pupils are playing, he meows in the same key! My pupils have remarked on it.

....he can't speak, though. Must get training on that one!

DH just stood on mine and she was limping .

My cat used to say hello in the Tellytubbies style

'Aay - ohh'

It was freaky.

We had a cat who used to say 'now' in a really long drawn out way. She also used to say 'meal' and 'Rhyl' .

Stella The Wondercat says "No". A lot.

For all I know, Seniorboy is discoursing on the Meaning Of Life - or even imparting some valuable racing or stock market tips. My responses must be a sore disappointment to him.

Mine tends towards ackackackackack.... which I interpret as "drop to your knees and worship".

Reached up and tapped me on the arm, when he knew I was upset.