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My lovely Christmas Brashers got eaten and pissed on by a bastard fox and I think I know why

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SlubberInAWrestlersLeotard · 17/08/2012 19:18

Because they reeked. In a v scientific study of 3 adult pairs of walking shoes left outside only mine were defiled and then destroyed.

So top tip, don't leave your walking shoes outdoors where there be foxes.

My question is, they were outdoors as they really were quite offensive, (I wear wore them every day), how can I get fragrant smelling shoes without using odour eater insoles? I bought some spray from the supermarket and it did sweet fanny adams.

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violetwellies · 18/08/2012 18:54

I leave my wellies outside. The fox still prefers my chickens

SlubberTarpWrangler · 18/08/2012 20:55

Ah. I need a chicken not insoles.

FryingNemo · 18/08/2012 21:04

Or two chickens maybe? But how would you tell which is left and which is right though?

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