Is this Outdoorsy Shite - need a new bike seat for my fat arse

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Can anyone recommend a good one for women, preferably wide and nicely padded - after a couple of hours in the saddle mine leaves me feeling like I've been been rodeo riding on a hedgehog.

Sorry no recommendations. I used to nick DH bike but have given up on that after a similar saddle experience. You definitely need a 'woman's' saddle though - not one designed for the male anatomy. It makes a big difference.