Do you have a nice garden? PLEASE TELL ME HOW! My dog is trashing my garden

[Midlifeargh]

We got our dog in September. Couldn’t love him more.

But my pretty garden is now a toilet. It’s dug over and disgusting. I “poo pick” every other day, the normal poo isn’t the issue, but it’s the sloppy (sorry!) rain ones that get stuck in the grass. And that he’s dug up all my bulbs. And just generally dug big holes in the grass and trampled on flowers. And his wee has killed patches of grass.

I love him but... surely there’s a way for him to have a fun garden and me to have a pretty garden?!?!?

What’s wrong with fake grass?

Ha! Sorry, can’t help you. Our dog doesn’t trash the garden. Mainly because the chickens make sure there’s nothing fucking left to trash. Fucking chickens.

Do you have dog rocks.org in the uk? They save your lawn.

Dogs like to patrol their boundaries. All our planting’s are about 50 cm from the fence so she has herself a track in behind for zooming. She’s a bt.

Sorry. Dogrocks.org