Most stupid thing said to my dog

[IsobelElsie123]

If you don’t eat your broccoli you will get constipation

From today - humping that puppy was inappropriate, he was only 6 months old! The rule is half your age plus 7, so you shouldn't be humping anyone under 24 months old!

When faced with a tricky situation - "Now we've talked about this before, make a good choice"

Don't you dare bite me while I stop you pulling your bloody stitches out.
Said while dh repaired the cone of shame...

What colour wallpaper do you prefer?

Fortunately she indicated a clear preference for my choice or so I told DH.

" No that ones no good pick another one" whilst asking Ddog to pick his horse for the Grand National. Dcat1 and Dcat2 also had to pick

“You wouldn’t go naked on the beach, would you?”

We don't lick strangers without asking.... 😳

Said after she gave a weird sneaky lick to a scotland fan's leg near to Murrayfield