Well, I ^knew^ he had anal glands, I was just hoping he could keep that fact discretely to himself rather than allow them to become all swollen and red and needing to be licked (by him, not me!! [envy]<-not envy) incessantly. [hmm] AIBU to expect the rescue we got him from to provide ^counselling^ for these eventualities?? Aargh, vet appointment in half an hour. There is NO WAY I will go anywhere near his rear end. DH was YouTubing instructions on how to deal with the problem, and I am more than happy for him to volunteer his services (he has some relevant experience [grin]), but he then decided not to. I know you will all want me to report back, so I shall. Is it too early for [gin]?