I'm not the dog poo troll, I promise.
I'm always intrigued by the threads where people say they dodge a lot of dog poo on the pavements. I only see the occasional turd where I live and it's not a particularly salubrious area.
Anyway, my point is that wayfaringdog would no sooner poop on the pavement than I would in the kitchen. Grass is his only toilet. Is he strange? I've never owned a dog before but just assumed that they prefer grass for scenting.