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I have given my dog a really bad haircut

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SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 08:40

Or rather, I had to scalp him because DH gave him one skinny leg. He's very short all over apart from Groucho Marx eyebrows. If he could operate the phone he'd have the RSPCA on my arse :(

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VivaLeBeaver · 13/12/2014 08:42

I think we need to see a photo. Grin

Staffle · 13/12/2014 09:28

Photo definitely required! And maybe a dog coat?!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 13/12/2014 09:32

Photo or it didn't happen

SpicyBear · 13/12/2014 12:51

Photo photo photo.

SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 13:06

Aw hell

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SpicyBear · 13/12/2014 13:09

Awww those skinny little legs!

SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 13:12

It's not good, is it? He's shivering pathetically and glaring at me.

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Buttholelane · 13/12/2014 14:03

I think he looks okay..?

VivaLeBeaver · 13/12/2014 14:37

I think he looks cute. What sort of breed(s) is he?

itiswhatitiswhatitis · 13/12/2014 14:48

Oh he's just gorgeous!

machair · 13/12/2014 14:54

Cute! My Dad always says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about 2 weeks!

SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 16:32

He's an f1b cockapoo. So a bit of a mutt really. Adorable and teddy bear like when he doesn't look like a sheared lamb.

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SpicyBear · 13/12/2014 16:49

At least it's even! He's very sweet anyway.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 13/12/2014 17:45

He looks fine to me. Was he particularly hairy beforehand?

SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 17:49

Erm. Yes.

And that there is the famous Bastard Spaniel.

I have given my dog a really bad haircut
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Floggingmolly · 13/12/2014 17:50

He looks like Gnasher from the Beano!!

SnakeyMcBadass · 13/12/2014 17:52

Ha! I suppose he is quite Gnasher-ish.

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Mylittlepotofjoy · 14/12/2014 00:10

Lol he's fine if maybe a bit chilli when he goes out !!! He won't complain or ask if the cut makes him look old or fat :)

Mylittlepotofjoy · 14/12/2014 00:12

Lol he's fine if maybe a bit chilli when he goes out !!! He won't complain or ask if the cut makes him look old or fat :) And I say as a dog groomer it will grow and at least it's not all matted. Well done

SnakeyMcBadass · 14/12/2014 10:36

Thanks, Mylittle :) I am hot shit about matts. Can't bear to see dogs struggling under a huge confine of fur. I never let it get beyond an inch- inch and a half anyway, but this is by far the most radical. He woke me up at 6am because he was cold Blush

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DogTalk · 16/12/2014 00:25

How do you know he woke you up because he was cold? He may have woken you up to say 'thanks for my haircut, forgot to tip'!

SnakeyMcBadass · 16/12/2014 11:34

Hehe Wink

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