Was hoping to get blue or green....

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But got pink That's what you get for saving money and ordering online!

Going to get some funny looks wanking down the street with it.

It's a Kong safe stick, btw.

I think you'd get funny looks whatever the colour when you're off wanking down the street with it!

Oh god, WALKING, walking down the street, jesus

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

That is so funny!

We have one of those (though in blue), it's known as 'the dildo'

I can indeed confirm you will get lots of funny looks carrying around out on walks.

The dogs loved it but it didn't last as well as expected, it's currently somewhere in the car awaiting being binned as they've nearly chewed through it (not that they were allowed to chew on it, just from mouthing it as they bring it back)

Combined with your user name that's a classic ! The dogs just come in to see what me and dd are laughing about .

Laughing my socks off........

Classic typo!

Hmm, hope they don't chew it up, can't decide if bite marks will make out more or less comical fortunately neither of them are really chewers.

Testing it out on this evenings walk, looking forward to the stares.....

at wanking. Sorry. Very childish!