by giving me a heart attack.
So far today she has
- Chewed up a disposable razor that she dug out of the waste bin in the bathroom. I only calmed down once I'd found all the bits and put them back together like a jigsaw and knew for certain she hasn't eaten any of it
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- Tried to eat a live frog that I had to emancipate.
- managed to get a 3 inch long stick wedged tight in her upper mouth/soft palette iyswim and then coughed and spluttered until I shoved my hand in there to try and dislodge it. While she tried to eat my hand
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All this and I'm 35 weeks pregnant and hardly fit to move.
She's fast asleep across my lap now the eejit 
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Anyone else having a challenging dog day afternoon?!