Just asking because we have recently become owners of two puppies (found in garden of a friend at three weeks old, stayed at vet due to a medical concern for two days) and they're nameless. Our current dog is called Koira because it's the word for dog in my home country! Both puppies are female and are now a bit over three weeks. For the last few days, we've called them Fat Bum and Slob 
and am looking for inspiration- and funny names too, even if we can't use them!