Do I have the cleverest dog in the world?

[Imsosorryalan]

Alan dog leaves yellow patches on the grass so last weekend I put a load of bark down in a corner of the garden and at wee time, took her over to it on lead. We had a chat about this being her new wee patch.
She didn't perform then so I took her back in. Anyway, since then she has consistently 'gone' on her patch EVERY SINGLE TIME! How amazing is that.

What clever things can you're pooch do?

My dog learnt within a week that the 'clip clip' of me securing my ds hairchair straps means potential food, as we are weaning him blw style and lots of food gets dropped. She is ancient and rushes as fast as her poor hips can carry her into the kitchen. It's rubbish what they 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks'