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My dog is constantly being mistaken for a girl!

26 replies

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 09/05/2012 14:16

He is a boy! People are always coming up to him going "Ahhh she's lovely!", "What a gorgeous coat she's got!", "She's such a beautiful dog."

Ffs it's not even as if he's got loads of shaggy fur hiding his willy, he's a greyhound!! Poor lad'll get a complex at this rate.

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Elibean · 09/05/2012 14:22

He must have that sensitive, big eyed thang going Grin

People see what they want to see, you know, even with human babies!!

MagratGarlik · 09/05/2012 14:50

People do that same with my whippet. I wonder if it's because he's been "done" and therefore doesn't have hairy black balls hanging down?

Mind you, as Elibean says, people do the same with human babies too, I was told when ds1 was about a year old, that he "must be a girl, because he was too pretty to be a boy Hmm" - nope I'm fairly sure the last time I changed his nappy, he was still a boy.

ThunderboltKid · 09/05/2012 14:52

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MakeMineACafPow · 09/05/2012 14:54

maybe these would help

MagratGarlik · 09/05/2012 14:58

Grin love it!

ExitPursuedByABear · 09/05/2012 15:00

Well people always assume my bog snorkelling springer is a girl - must be his hair do (pic on profile)

GobblersKnob · 09/05/2012 15:00

Bless, everyone calls my whippy boy 'she' even my mum Grin Pointies are just so beautiful.

Monty27 · 09/05/2012 15:01

That's just not on Hmm

get him one of these

Grin
SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 09/05/2012 15:04

Ha! Fab :o

He is. Very handsome dog and he does have a small willy because he hasn't got his balls, but even so, it's not invisible!

I know what you mean with human babies. Someone said to me last week about DD "Oh she's beautiful! She is a girl right?" she was wearing a bright pink coat and had a pink steering wheel attatched to the buggy. People are odd.

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OrmIrian · 09/05/2012 15:10

Dress him in pink?

GrimmaTheNome · 09/05/2012 15:21

I've taken a look at his pic on your profile. Blue collar, but I think slightly too pretty a shade maybe. Get him a leather collar (preferably with studs) and see if that sends a more masculine message.

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 09/05/2012 16:39

Oh :( he likes his snazzy blue one

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GrimmaTheNome · 09/05/2012 16:51

Its a very nice collar. You know, he probably doesn't actually mind being called 'she'.

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 09/05/2012 18:49

I know, he probably hasn't a clue if he's a he or a she tbh :o iykwim.

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BehindLockNumberNine · 09/05/2012 19:27

Spag, we have the same issue with Whippetyboy. I just tell him that people call him a girl because he is so beautiful (and so scaredy of everything and so shy...)

He has a red velvet tag collar, want to get him an orange polka dot one but the family have vetoed that as 'too girlie' Hmm

axure · 09/05/2012 19:36

Is the blue coat for males because of its colour or because it's tailored to suit the anatomy of a male? The beige version is also for males, are bitches only allowed to wear pink?
Personally I find commenting on the size of your dogs willy weird.

EasyToEatTiger · 09/05/2012 20:02

Perhaps he barks with a castrato voice? He may need to lower the tone.

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 09/05/2012 20:10

I don't think he's barked for ages now. Can't remember when he last did!

axure, I know, I am weird like that. I notice random things. Someone I know had their boxer castrated at 8 because he had cancer on one of his balls, his willy has shrunk by at least half! Btw I would just like to say, I don't walk around staring at dogs groins comparing sizes.

I think people mistake him for a girl because he has a very sleek and shiny black coat, vair glamorous looking :o

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axure · 09/05/2012 21:16

Relieved to know you're not a dog cock watcher Grin.
On a similar note was just watching Foxes Live and have just discovered that foxes and dogs have penis bones.

AdoraBell · 10/05/2012 15:28

I'm sure he doesn't care, when I call my girl the boy comes running over.

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 10/05/2012 16:15

Penis bones? Weird. Maybe that's where "boner" comes from.

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Elibean · 10/05/2012 16:42

Penis bones? Confused Gosh.....

....dd1 is a collector of fascinating facts, she'll love that one!

Elibean · 10/05/2012 16:42

Is it definitely true, though? (Before dd's teacher comes running out at school pick up time to question me)

I don't dare google!

bronze · 10/05/2012 16:47

Our gsdx girl is always called he. Must be butch

bronze · 10/05/2012 16:48

Have you not watched Qi? apparently men do look at dogs genitals all the time

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