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If your dog had a human voice

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 14:11

What would they sound like? What accent would they have?

I think my greyhound would have a very posh accent, very much "Oh I say old boy, jolly good show!" kind of thing.

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colditz · 05/04/2012 08:20

My dog sounds like Alice from the vicar of dibley.

foolserrand · 05/04/2012 08:35

My boy sounds like Dougal from Father Ted. Simple and desperate to please.

My girl is Jennifer Saunders.

Elibean · 05/04/2012 09:01

I think mine would sound like a very young Dumbledore, slight Irish twang mixed with Brit, and old before his years...

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 05/04/2012 10:13

Ha! Dougal and Jennifer Saunders :o

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CatPussWithACrownOfThorns · 05/04/2012 12:40

My dog would be a country bumpkin. He's not very bright. He only knows three words, walk, car, ball!

LauraShigihara · 05/04/2012 12:49

Stacey from Gavin and...

Squeaky, Welsh, feisty and a bit dim. But don't tell her I said that.

SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 05/04/2012 20:32

Won't say a word Laura Wink

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Madondogs · 06/04/2012 12:39

Dog 1, sounds like James Bond...very masculine.

Dog 2, sounds like Roo from Winnie-the-Pooh.

They are half brothers and Dog 1, is understandably a little disappointed in his younger brother...

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