the smalldog will not remove his bloody nose from bigdog's arse.

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and it is repulsing me and driving me nuts.

he is obsessed.

how do i stop him?

Pants? I feel your pain. DH had the puppy laying under his legs earlier and muttered about 'bloody cold dog's nose wiping up my leg'. I looked down at the dog's head. Dog looked back at me. Nose nowhere near DH's legs. Dog is slowly wiggling his arse. I kept quiet.

Dogs, who'd have em, eh?

Our cat always comes in the room with our sheltie following behind, his nose glued to the cat's bum.

We always say he has an absolute cheek because the cat is always spotlessly clean, unlike said long-haired dog's back end!

Yup, kitten with the cleanest arsehole in existence here, courtesy of thick as mince Lab.

Eeeww!

Mind you, our younger dog gets pants out of the washing bin and chews on the crotch.

Oh yes, our cats also have sparkling bottoms thanks to stoopid vizsla whose nose seems permanently glued to them.......apart from when she is greeting my coming home with a damn good crotch sniff