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The doghouse

If you're worried about your pet's health, please speak to a vet or qualified professional.

101 uses for a dog

61 replies

misdee · 29/10/2011 22:01

  1. stairgate
OP posts:
FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts · 29/10/2011 22:53

bird scarer

VoldemortsNipple · 29/10/2011 23:07

Birth control

VoldemortsNipple · 29/10/2011 23:09

Advertisement for lack of services, for animals with mental health problems.

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 29/10/2011 23:22

letting off the lead and scaring small children in the park for laughs

musicposy · 29/10/2011 23:26

Pest Control

(cat kills it, she eats it)

chickchickchicken · 29/10/2011 23:28

crime prevention unless would be burglar brings a tennis ball

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 29/10/2011 23:29

bouncer

(as in personal minder, not labrador from neighbours)

Scuttlebutter · 29/10/2011 23:57

Garden landscaper

Scuttlebutter · 29/10/2011 23:58

Interior designer (one of ours specialises in building dens with sofa cushions and quilts)

saffronwblue · 30/10/2011 02:52

Personal trainer
Trench digger
Carpet shredder

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 30/10/2011 07:25

Biological weapon.
Olfactory assault vehicle.

wailedfig · 30/10/2011 08:36

social networker
non-judgmental counsellor

Elibean · 30/10/2011 08:38

Foot Spa Hmm

Elibean · 30/10/2011 08:39

Grin at birth control

zdcgbjm · 30/10/2011 08:41

Random child magnet

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 30/10/2011 09:20

Entertainer

MrsDanverclone · 30/10/2011 10:41

Nosey person's assistant.

Have walked my dog a few times in order to be nebby. Blush My friend's dog actually wandered across and joined the police gathered outside a house they were raiding, he is really old and very friendly, so the various police stood around were making a fuss of him, as she frantically tried to call him away. She says she'll encourage him in future, as it made being nosey so much easier. Grin

Idasonions · 30/10/2011 10:46

foot muff

saffronwblue · 30/10/2011 11:04

Facilitator for meeting other people.
Chicken herder.

peeriebear · 30/10/2011 11:11

Cat removal from garden
Postman terrifier
Dust-bunny production (inexhaustible supply)

Avantia · 31/10/2011 13:04

Guinea pig poo remover

Foot cleaner - loves licking our feet . (not after clearing up after GPs)

My own real live cuddly teddy bear - when we curl up on sofa together (not after cleaning up after GPs)

poshme · 31/10/2011 20:51

trick-or-treater scarer.

Elibean · 31/10/2011 21:28

trick-or-treat clearer-upper

randomness · 31/10/2011 21:56

OCD cure

extremepie · 06/11/2011 14:05

Alarm clock!

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