I could laugh.
Was walking ralph, and a bloke came chasing after me shouting 'london!' His dog had escaped again. As I know of these dogs of his, and they are female, I lifted up ralph to show he is def male.
His dogs are labradoodles and are not well kept IMO.
These dogs keep escaping and I know theeir fence has been broken for 6weeks.
I found their dog for them, and called them. Said to make sure they don't escape again 'yeah that's not going to happen' 
I will be finding out their address later and calling the dog warden.