What'll be in your dog's stocking this year?

[LetThereBeRock]

I'll probably get mine some Fish4dogs treats,a new toy if I can find one that'll last longer than 5 minutes,and something to chew.

I saw some treats that were boxed like luxury chocolates,and I've been very tempted to buy them for him.

So far......

A soft cream duck that says 'quack'

A fat soft penguin that sings something christmassy (can't remember what)

A very posh collar from the states

A rolled leather tag collar

Homemade biscuits

mine have got 'life is good' bowls.

one says 'life is good' and the other says 'run like a dog'.

Lovely mental images of bestockinged dogs... but really doesn't work for a dachshund

I expect DD will insist we get him some treats and a squeaky toy. The squeak never seems to survive to boxing day!

He already got a 'big present' - an Equafleece jumper, but given the weather we haven't made him wait to receive it.

For The Devil Dog:

A new kong
A new crate (hopefully an inedible one )
A new collar - posh leather one this time

For Cat-Dog:

A new collar (I have seen a lovely one with 'it's good to be me' embroided on it )
Food

Collars and food are the only things cat dog is interested in. I could buy her toys and try and entice her to play, but she would look at me like I have gone mad and then curl up my lap and sleep

They're dogs. They might get the parsons nose and some turkey wing tips

DD bought the dog an advent calendar too this year (she didn't get me one, humph)

She had it supposedly well out of the way on her quite high chest of drawers last night, ready for today. I heard some suspicious sounds - how the hell the soss got it down I don't know but he'd opened doors 2 and 3 - the treats were in plastic so he hadn't managed to devour them. At least it was his own, not DDs choccy ones he'd raided!