Where's tonight's Mary Portas thread?

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I've been in this shop many times. Never bought anything.
i love the lady demonstrating her glass slipper perfume dispensers.

i started but ill join yours if ya like!! it looks so naff

the guy in his dressing gown! what is he thinking?

redirect me to yours also, susty, i don't want to miss out on anything!

dusty!

noone has posted on it, if they do i will send them here

I keep sniggering this week. I am a bad person.

omg there house

I think an "acquired taste" just about sums it up!

ooh, i'm on delay a little bit, paused whilst sorting out new phone.

ah. i see.

hahahahah, The woman Denny is so pretty

they r gonna fuck that up seriously

she looks horrified

Denny looks permanently terrified

that dressing gown!!!!! whats wrong with that bloke! its like he wants to be manny from black books

Whereabouts is the shop? I know I've seen it but can't place it. Is it down past Wilkos and the phone boxes?

That lad cannot be real.

Is there something wrong with the son? I mean that's not normal behaviour is it? Drugs? Over indulged mummy's boy?

yes, walk past the phone boxes and it's down the road on the left, near the antiques warehouse (if that's still there, haven't been to kingston in a couple of years)

love that printed sofa

i think the son wishes he was in brideshead revisited. unfortunately doesn't live in a stately home.

Mary is looking particularly fine tonight

"Are you sure you want to keep your dressing gown on?" has got to be one of the classic lines of the series!

That stock they started off with is horrendous, isn't it! And yes, the woman looks permanently terrified. Was the son sleeping in the shop?

that is one scary looking woman her eyes look like they'll pop out of her head
as for the son fruit loop