Come dine with me

[QualityTime]

Forget the food for a moment, if a guest helped themselves to your CLOTHES, and your posh dress, would you laugh?
I'd poison his fucking wine for starters.

I would be v annoyed

Posh wannabe is wearing spanx I bet! That black dress far to smooth!!

I can't watch properly as the blondey reminds me sooo much of my sister (and not ina good way)

and you are very probably right...

hahahahaha

Note to self
Don't appear on national television in a towel and face mask.
You will not look good.