Watching Eastenders these days is on a par with a second-rate sit-com. Who are all these teenagers? Why do they take up so much air-time?
Also, it is feasible that two old birds like Peg and Pat would be propositioned in a west -end wine bar by a pair of half-way decent looking blokes? Would they really be targeted by Martin Jarvis?
If so, there must be hope for me yet.